Conlon Does Stardew

As promised, here are some screenshots of Chris Conlon's agricultural escapades in Stardew Valley.

 

 Four days in and the game's relationship mechanic comes on strong.

Four days in and the game's relationship mechanic comes on strong.

 After recovering from that experience, I went on a relaxing nighttime fishing trip. I was rewarded with an arguably overpowered ring and two tridents.

After recovering from that experience, I went on a relaxing nighttime fishing trip. I was rewarded with an arguably overpowered ring and two tridents.

 I then planted some crops that made me want to hurl myself off a cliff every morning when I had to water them.

I then planted some crops that made me want to hurl myself off a cliff every morning when I had to water them.

 Fall rolled around and I discovered the miracle that is the sprinkler. I also made things pretty!

Fall rolled around and I discovered the miracle that is the sprinkler. I also made things pretty!

 Winter followed and I upgraded my crib.

Winter followed and I upgraded my crib.

 AND GOT A HORSE.

AND GOT A HORSE.

 My spooky bachelor pad grows.

My spooky bachelor pad grows.

 Abigail, my future waifu, feels the effects of her peculiar habit of eating the rocks I give her as gifts.

Abigail, my future waifu, feels the effects of her peculiar habit of eating the rocks I give her as gifts.

 Haha, thanks! Wait a minute...

Haha, thanks! Wait a minute...

That's all for now folks! Go buy it on Steam for $15!

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